mythsandfabrications:

My daughter wanted to dress up her hamster in dolly clothes, I told her that wasn’t really going to work…but if we cut holes in a box and make some of those seaside type pictures you stick your head through, only hamster sized, perhaps we could make him look like he dressed up!

cyberpoleez:

my mom came back from beijing and she got me a shirt…

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thanks mom…

cyberthug13:

girl: Hey

me: sup

girl: sup

me: enough small talk image

caseyanthonyofficial:

One time I was fighting with my girlfriend and I said something that hit a little too close to home and she said wait hold on let me do an impression of your dad and walked out the door and I was hurt and speechless and I think she won that one

beyoncevevo:

iconic

koripxo:

why i’m scared of the bus